A young girl's talented but untamed tresses do not impress her strict first-grade teacher, who has rules for everything, including hair.

When peanut butter and jelly sandwiches start disappearing from the vomitorium, the security guard of Ella Mentry School, Officer Spence, starts behaving strangely and arresting everybody he sees.

Twelve-year-old New York City twins Meg and Edward have nothing in common, so they are just as shocked as everyone else when Meg's hopes for popularity and Edward's mischievous schemes coincidentally collide in a hilarious showdown.

When the new vice principal is put in charge of Ella Mentry School for a few days, she tries out some very unusual ideas about how students learn.

Detective Chet Gecko and his associate, Natalie Attired, take a case tailing what they think is a cheating boyfriend but are instead led to a school mystery that involves blackmail and robots.

Willie, his best friend Elizabeth, and his possibly imaginary friend Dodger, a blue chimpanzee, set out to save a magical forest from ruthless developers and rescue Willie's sister Amy who has been kidnapped by leprechauns.

Tired of following the strict rules of their grumpy replacement principal, second grader A.J. and his classmates try to find a way to bring back eccentric but lovable Principal Klutz, who was fired for bringing a wild turkey to the school's Thanksgiving Day assembly.

Jess Jordan convinces her best guy friend Fred to pose as her boyfriend in order to discourage the hopeless crush a French exchange student seems to have on Jess.

Matt Stevens, an average middle schooler with a glib tongue and a knack for solving crimes, uncovers a mystery while working with "the organization," a mafia-like syndicate run by seventh-grader Vincent "Mr. Biggs" Biggio, specializing in forged hall passes, test-copying rings, black market candy selling, and taking out hits with water guns.

Includes three stories about the adventures of the Riot Brothers, plus a section of Riot Brother games.